“Dallas police say a woman rubbing her finger along her female friend’s butt crack set off a chain of events leading to a stand-off with a knife. I can’t think of two things more unpleasant than an unexpected finger in your butt crack and a stabbing, so it almost seems fitting that these two things would happen in conjunction.
According to police, the suspect rubbed her finger along the victim’s butt crack, leading her to clench her butt cheeks in response. The clenching and subsequent movement led the bed she was sitting on to break, which made the suspect/butt fingerer angry.
A fight then broke out between the two, which resulted in the victim/butt fingeree brandishing a large butcher knife and threatening to kill the suspect.
The suspect allegedly responded by asking her presumably-former friend, “Are you ready to die?,” prompting the victim to call police.”
